Tagged..

I have been tagged by P and here I am answering these questions. Thanks P for tagging me with my maiden tag and telling me what its all about!

RULE #1: People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by them.

RULE #2: Tag 6 people to do this quiz and they cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1.If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
I would sing sad songs on the first day, drink heavily on the second, cry buckets on the third, befriend my adversary on the fourth, dine with him on the fifth, secetly watch them fight on the sixth and sit back and chill on the seventh and the rest of my life!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
If we only had weekends , we never needed to work for the rest of our lives.

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
I would like to kick my own but God wants us to serve humanity. So, anyone else would do.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Considering the fact that US dollars are melting as fast as ice-cream nowadays, I will quickly put all of them in a huge refrigerator.

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
I would ask Karan Johar . I always take his advice in such cases.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Loving someone automatically blesses you with it in return.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
Till the movie gets over maybe. Or, till the restaurant closes.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
I would let the secret out.

9. What takes you down the fastest?
A free fall.

10. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Sorry 'P'. I loved your answer and would like to borrow it. A mirror should be just fine.

11. What’s your fear?
My wife returning home before everything is in place.

12. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
She is an absolutely lovely person who shall make it to the next pulitzer prize if she thought of writing a book herself rather than reviewing ones written by others.

13. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Again 'P', I loved your answer here too. So, I borrow it again. Married and happy. Money will come and go!

14. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Look at the clock.

15. Would you give all in a relationship?
Yep. A relationship needs everything to keep it afloat.

16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
I borrow from P for the last time. The one who loves me!

17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
I forgive people easily. I like to move on.

18. What is your idea of the perfect vacation?
Movies, Music, Long drives, Opening my eyes at a new destination every second day.

19. What are your three most important expectations in love?
Trust, Faith and Love in return.

20. List 6 people to tag
6 people! I would just think of them..BRB ;)

Whose language is it anyway!

While English maybe the dominant blog language over the Internet, I discovered that I could also type in Hindi! So, here I am just rambling..I am not sure how many of you actually get to read 'Hindi' devnagri script nowadays..I recently had been to Delhi Book Fair and picked up quite a few short stories in Hindi!

I tried it yesterday on my alumini memoir blog based on my engg college hostel days nostalgia and I just lovvvved the way my ideas flowed!

Lemme be honest..Though I love the English language for its flexibility and adaptability to different languages, and its vast repertoire of synonyms, its puns and more such factors, there is a certain belonging and ease I feel wrt Hindi...I have lived down south in Trivandrum for almost 4 long years and now I am here in NCR for the last 5 years..Both the places have their own charm, but lemme confess that being able to communicate freely in a language everyone around you understands - right from the office colleagues to the rickshawallah to the neighbours - makes you gel well with your surroundings...

Without ridiculing or being rude towards malayalam, I would just say that at Trivandrum I didnt feel at home simply because it wasn't my mother tongue ...The same way many south indians wont feel at ease in north india..Language is immaterial here..It could be chinese in china, indonesian in indonesia, cuban in cuba, italian in italy, french in France...Knowing the language of the place you are in makes a hell lot of difference!

The following are some of the attempts at poetry that I have tried in the past..some of you may already have read it..but maybe reading it in hindi lipi make a li'l difference!
१.
सेहर आते ही उड़ गए घोसलों से,
परिंदों के पर भर गए हौसलों से,
हवा का रुख हो आज किधर भी,
मिल ही जायेंगे वो मंजिलों से!
(written on a morning i was feeling low and suddenly i watched the birds of a feather in the morning sky coming out of their nests, in search of their daily destinations and targets!)
२
सर्द हवाओं की गुजारिश है ये
गर्म जोशी से हो सामना
है तुम में वो बात अगर
खुले बाहों से उन्हें थामना
(written on a chilly winter evening in delhi)

३
बाज़ आया न बाज अपनी उडानो से
कश्तियाँ टकरा ही गयीं आज तूफानों से
साथ मिल ही गया मुझे अब अपना ही यारों
उम्मीद नहीं अब कोई अंजानो से
(Just wanted to convey that if one has the power of 'self', he/she doesn't need approval from people around for all the things, incl his/her own happiness!)

I hope just three assaults are enough for a post! Thanks for bearing with me:)

Bollywood ki Heroines !

Bollywood extracts a lot out of its heroines. They need to look good. They need to dance well. They need to act well too. But even if they can’t act well, they can afford to attain moderate success if they look good even if it maybe at the cost of being an ‘item girl’. How many of the heroines of the past make you exclaim – “Wow! She still looks hot!” ? Many perhaps.

Now, how many of them you still yearn to watch even though they maybe plain janes ? They never fail to impress when it comes to acting. And no matter when you watch them, you cannot help but admire their acting skills. Sad, they go down into the annals of cinema history as someone who was ‘an art house product’ or someone who was more of a ‘behenji’ than a sexy siren.

While Padmini Kolhapure maynot have been a dreamgirl, she had her fair share of success with films like ‘Prem Rog’, ‘Who saat din’, ‘Souten’, ‘Pyaar Jhukta Nahin’ and some more. While she wasn’t a great actress, she still had that quality of being a plain jane next door girl and many a times the ‘bechari dukhiyaari’ type sacrificial lamb that cinema of that age demanded.

A Deepti Naval or Supriya Pathak were fine actresses. They never really made an effort to shed clothes and put make up as they knew they could impress with their acting skills. So these plain janes flourished thanks to the art cinema revolution which was launched as a tirade against the mainstream formulistic cinema. Many of these heroines nurtured an inherent desire to be as popular as their mainstream counterparts. And while some of them made attempts to cross over, the fact is mainstream cinema never really had space for them. That was primarily because they didn’t look ‘grrreatt’. Period.

It was an age when star kids were still in their mother’s wombs or toddling around. It was an age when Miss India contestants while mouthing ambition to be the next Mother Teresa to win the crown, knew that nothing would get them more money, fame and success than a splash in bollywood. Thus began the age of Miss India turned actresses or model turned actresses. If you looked good, you were in. Acting could be learnt on the way. So, while the gloss and technical finesses made audience lap up even mediocre products, the real actress – one who didn’t look drop dead gorgeous but could still act were relegated in the background.

Worse happened as time progressed. The star kids had started kicking hard inside their mother’s wombs and lay their claim to inherit the throne of Bollywood. They couldn’t act. They couldn’t even speak the language well. You don’t expect kids coming out of convent schools and foreign B- schools speak chaste Hindi. There were exceptions of course. But the fact is the audience had to bear the assault of watching them as it knew it had no other choice.

I remember how much of a hype surrounded the entry of Ashwini Bhave into Hindi cinema. She was supposed to be a hot property of Marathi cinema and many thought she would replicate her success in Bollywood too. That was not to be. While everyone acknowledged that she acted well, she was pushed aside as someone who could at best be a bhabhi or didi. Poor girl didn’t have the oomph.

As years rolled on, many of the Miss Indias and star kids still survived despite their pathetic show. They were marketed like anything. Their Mummys and Daddys made sure they ate into cinematic fabric like termites. Some of them had talent anyway and did fairly well due to their own merit. But scores survived just because of their surnames.

A Gracy Singh happened with 'Lagaan' but poor girl had a double misfortune of not being a star kid and having plain jane looks. No wonder, she lost steam soon. Someone like Konkona Sen Sharma who with due respect is an okay actress but hyped as a ‘great’ actress, gets to attend celebrity shows and finds mention in gossip columns as well eats up the space which she isn’t really worthy of. After all, she is Aparna Sen’s daughter. It has to be in her genes, isn’t it?!

I am really confused and sad. Confused because I do not really understand who is bad and good. Many a times, I am forced to accept a dabbling in acting as a superlative performance. Also, many a times I wonder why someone is just doing a supporting role and cameos despite being an astounding actress. It has to do with their genes maybe. They were twice unlucky with it. They didn’t have good looking parents nor were they born with a ‘bollywood ka ticket’ in their mouth.

Of French fries, French sandwiches and French Beard..

If women can play with their hairstyles by keeping a pony tail on Monday, followed by a bun on tuesday and then a free flowing hair on wednesday, there is something only men can do. They can decide which part of their facial lawn they wish to mow down and which part they wish to harvest.

I am amazed to see that there are only a few worthy contenders of being a 'real mard' if you go by Bhawani Shankar (the inimitable Utpal Dutt) of 'Golmaal' who measured the mardangi of a male by the choice he made : To keep or not to keep, that is the question...

Enter the French beard !: I decided one fine day to flaunt a french beard. Okay, the shaving cream went all the way along the cheeks and the chin was spared. With the diligence of a saloon barber, I maneuvered the razor and as the little bunch of hair lay there after the mission was over, I just glanced at myself in the mirror. "Wow! not bad.." - I told myself. But the first approval had to come from someone who was to bear the pricks in some ways ;) So, I gingerly went to wifey and asked : "So..how do I look?" Contrary to what I had expected, she gave an admiring look and said : "Good!".

I needed no further approval. I felt as if my visa for my foreign tour had been stamped. :)

The FIRST month at the gym !

Just observe a sample of all the cool dudes in your office, chances are 9 out of 10 will have a paunch. Age doesn't really matter here. The fact is switching on the PC, checking emails, typing, sipping cups of coffee is all that we do in a modern day office. The only time we normally get up is when there is a sutta break or a lunch time or pack up time! Our bodily movements are mostly limited to occasionally swinging in our 'ergonomic' wheel chairs. We even ask the poor office boy to bring the print outs from the network printer which we can see but cannot walk upto, reason - its way too far for us! Nateeja, Result - FLAB!! The same guys would rue the fact that they don't find time to exercise or 'hit the gym' as they called it. The same guys would prefer the lift even if the office is on the first/second floor.

I was no different, when I finally told myself - "ENOUGH of excuses dude. If you want to do it, just do it!". I had the convenience of the office gym being next to our premise, visible all the time. So, there I was one fine day! I had brought shorts and tee specially for it and got into the attire. As expected, giggles and sneers followed me. "Oye! dekh dekh! Kya baat hai, kise impress kar raha hai?" and all that. But I knew if I just focussed on getting started and maintaining the tempo, I would do myself a great service. And so I continued - the treadmill, the cross trainer, the other machines...Initially, burning even 50 calories on the treadmill would leave me gasping for breath and the entire set of gym attire soaked in paseena in flat 20 minutes..But, as I progressed, I would aim higher and its strange how just doing things on and on increases your endurance ! Contrary to my belief that a workout leaves a person all tired and good for nothing for the rest of the day, I felt a hell lot of energy inside! I felt like asking the people around - "Hey! game for a walk or a game of basketball?"

Yes, something I dreaded did happen. Clocking faster and faster on the treadmill had a toll on my knees. Within 10 days, I had a nagging pain in both of them and I limped around. Again, dialogues followed. If you have noticed, there are always health experts around everywhere you go. "I told you not to exert. Go slow. Do this. Dont do that. Look at me. Eat that. Dont eat that.." Even on internet, in the newspapers, everywhere - there are 'health tips'. I have come to the conclusion that no matter how expertly the advice has been passed on, its always subjective. It depends on your metabolism, your tolerance levels, your attitude. Yes, there are rules of course. But don't go too much by the rulebooks.

Even while I had a bad knee, I continued with other forms of exercises. My point was - I shall keep going! And yes, now the pain is gone and I know where I need to be careful. As the cliche goes - "NO pain, NO gain". It literally proved to be true for me :D